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May 23 2018

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May 22 2018

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bisexualbendy:

sablestine:

that’s only a con if you’re a coward

All I see are two pros

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memehumor:

My doctor in a nutshell

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gloriousveganbowls:

😍😍😍

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vamprocillin:

“Now we’re totally bonded for life.”

BEFORE 1 | 2

@people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun

officialhamlet:

marioblart:

why would u do that to your mouth

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kakaphoe:

churchyardgrim:

tane-p:

moniquill:

fistfulofgammarays:

So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 


We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

vampire and human roommates AU

not coffee but blood

I read it as “you have to give the coffee pot blood in order to use it”

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jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

harljordan:

Thor Odinson: God of Thunder and Feminist Icon

i loved this bit because it was obviously taika waititi making commentary on the conjunction of valkyries, amazons, and dora milaje in this year’s movies. :D

i love this bit because the valkyrie preceeded thors birth by centuries and he gives a thumbs up after ‘about time’ like he absolutely knows he just said something dumb as hell but is stuck with it now

“said something dumb as hell but is stuck with it now“ = thor in a nutshell

Can y'all send me pictures of your pets please

I am trying very hard to not be Sad about things today..

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polyhorde:

vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

#GiveZaryaABear

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elventiefling:

butyouarenotthesun:

elventiefling:

butyouarenotthesun:

elventiefling:

sometimes a descriptor is just that, guys: a descriptor

oh, goat?

PLEASE give me context for that

so, our party was traveling in a mountainous area and the DM mentioned there was a goat a little ways away, just a little scenery building. the party immediately spent the next (real-life) 20 minutes insight checking the goat, detecting magic on the goat, questioning the goat, ect. eventually the sorcerer ended up killing and eating the goat. DM was very exasperated.

oh my GOD

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profeminist:

Source

More posts on the consistently feminist and awesome Terry Crews.

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He literally writes books and gives regular interviews on toxic masculinity, misogyny and gender equality.

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herdreadsrock:

aaliyah-appollonia:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOT EM

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cutest-animals-here:

More cute animals here!

justlookatthosesausages:

how the hell exactly did the legendary four founders of Hogwarts decide that houses were going to be sorted with a HAT

Salazar : what about we organise duels and the winner–

Rowena : no, are you crazy?? they’ll have a writing test, that’s it–

Helga and Godric, bursting through the door, completely drunk : A TaLkiNG hAT

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