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October 28 2017

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unflatteringcatselfies:

To enter the forest you must first answer a riddle told by the majestic fluff tail brothers

Sometimes when we’re on the phone, my girlfriend and I will read tumblr posts to each other (don’t give me any shit, it’s the same as hanging out with someone irl and doing the same thing) but like the way she reads them makes me smile because it’s like..she reads them with personality and gets into the stories and stuff. It’s very cute.

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travelposts:

summer

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pixpup:

disco-vader:

kangals:

pixpup:

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

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LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

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They Meet

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moose-shampoo:

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

alder-berry:

baital:

rachellephant:

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

I’m a bi adult and you know what? I needed this. Thank you.

it’s also important to remember that it can be a fluid % like sometimes it’ll be 50/50 some times 10/90 and then drift into a 45/65 or even 2/98 and it’s still okay. It’s just where you are at that time in your life. 

October 27 2017

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tackedtothewall:

unicornsandbutane:

popprincesses:

this tweet is everything

I used to work at the National Gallery in London. Old men came up to me fairly regularly to complain about the young girls (and sometimes the tourists of a particular ethnicity or nationality) taking selfies with the art. I’d smile and say, it’s an interesting diptych because so many of the most celebrated works in the Gallery are portraits– the ‘selfies’ of yesteryear– and indeed, Van Eyck’s /Portrait of a Man/ (1433) may be the earliest known panel self portrait, ant the very least in western art history, so framing oneself in that context, comparing the methods of portraiture over a span of a little under 600 years, is at its heart a commentary on the human desire to remember and be remembered, to catalog one’s existence and give it authenticity.

They did not like that let me tell you.

Thank you for fighting the good fight, unicornsandbutane.

clarkegriffinprotectionsquad2k16:

racethewind10:

just an fyi if you start randomly hearing sounds like a chain saw, beating heart or screams, its your chat function because tumblr randomly changed the sounds without any warning. 

Update:

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you can turn it off by opening any chat window, clicking the three dots, and clicking “Make the spooky sounds stop.” This should restore the normal notification sounds.

It will then look like this:

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bellygangstaboo:

This person is what I want to be as a parent.

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jazzcrimes:

The winter coat is back

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

valkurion-transverse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

yuripirate:

more supergirl doodles i just really love driawng them 👏😩💦✨

Awwwwwwww

Making this Super-puppy blush so much :D

Fuck this is gay and hot

HECK YEEESSSSSSS

All-Time High: Majority Of Republicans Support Pot Legalization For First Time

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Republicans used to try and claim that doing pot made you lose all touch with reality and make terrible decisions that were obviously awful and bad for yourself and others and would cause misery and danger

Then they let Donald Trump become their candidate for president and they realised that they could no longer claim to be in any place to judge

conversations-end:

We’ve talked about aliens being weirded out by humans, but what about humans being weirded out by aliens? 

aliens who are completely naked. Like, they’re obviously not biologically built like humans but seriously no fur or hair or skin layers that even remotely resembles any sort of covering. Think about how uncomfortable it would make humans feel. It’s like a rat without fur, a bug without armor, or crabs without shells. 

or even aliens with no sense of smell. Humans are designed to taste through both taste and scent, so not being able to smell is like only getting the lesser half of the experience. The texture is the only thing that comes through the alien food and the humans are freaked out by it

forget tentacles and extra limbs, what if aliens were biologically like tree trunks? They can do a ton of stuff but there’s no distinction between each individual - the entire species is literally the same log-like figure and the only way to tell which is which is if you slap a post-it note to the back of their head (if that’s even a head, we still don’t know if they’re walking upside down). The aliens would literally be a three dimensional shape.

what about aliens who don’t speak? Humans are meant to communicate with each other verbally, this is why we get freaked out with mind readers and psychics (the aliens make fun of us for those people). We don’t exactly reach into each other’s minds without permission so aliens who are purely telepathic are terrifying

The possibilities are endless 

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acehotel:

Jenny Holzer’s marquees, a solid reminder to be good.

conversations-end:

We’ve talked about aliens being weirded out by humans, but what about humans being weirded out by aliens? 

aliens who are completely naked. Like, they’re obviously not biologically built like humans but seriously no fur or hair or skin layers that even remotely resembles any sort of covering. Think about how uncomfortable it would make humans feel. It’s like a rat without fur, a bug without armor, or crabs without shells. 

or even aliens with no sense of smell. Humans are designed to taste through both taste and scent, so not being able to smell is like only getting the lesser half of the experience. The texture is the only thing that comes through the alien food and the humans are freaked out by it

forget tentacles and extra limbs, what if aliens were biologically like tree trunks? They can do a ton of stuff but there’s no distinction between each individual - the entire species is literally the same log-like figure and the only way to tell which is which is if you slap a post-it note to the back of their head (if that’s even a head, we still don’t know if they’re walking upside down). The aliens would literally be a three dimensional shape.

what about aliens who don’t speak? Humans are meant to communicate with each other verbally, this is why we get freaked out with mind readers and psychics (the aliens make fun of us for those people). We don’t exactly reach into each other’s minds without permission so aliens who are purely telepathic are terrifying

The possibilities are endless 

cryptovexillologist:

michaelblume:

cryptovexillologist:

I never actually saw the full “Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition” sketch until fairly recently, and the setup is admirably clever in a way I never would have anticipated from how it gets tediously quoted

[Speaking as someone who was totally guilty of this in my youth] you have kinda described Monty Python in full generality.

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition (To Have Genuinely Brilliant Timing And Misdirection)

vampireahsoka:

ryan reynolds ryan gosling and paul rudd are the exact same man but different subgenres

punk-rock-pidgey:

swimmingferret:

chyna-r:

silenthill:

chyna-r:

silenthill:

imagine a crocodile with horse-like legs… unstoppable… i would love to ride one o’ those into battle

are you..high 

….carry on 

Fun fact these ‘crocodile cousins’ with ‘horse-like legs’ existed and was known as a ‘sabre-toothed cat in armour’ due to it’s speed out of water and long fangs. There was the ‘DogCroc’ ( Araripesuchus wegeneri) and ‘BoarCroc’ (Kaprosuchus). The DogCroc (featured above) was only around the size of a small dog, with its skull easily fitting into the palm of someones hand. It lived during the Lower Cretaceous-Upper Cretaceous period;


*Comparison of a DogCroc’s skull to a Sarcosuchus skull. (Sarcosuchus is the largest known crocodile species and was large enough it could even prey upon a T-Rex and could weigh up to ten tonnes and be over forty feet long.)

However the BoarCroc (Kaprosuchus) was twenty-foot long and could gallop across land and preyed upon dinosaurs.



That’s a fucking dragon

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radioactiveferret:

threehoursfromtroy:

halespecterwinchester:

bemusedlybespectacled:

can Jon just give historical smackdowns to everyone ever for the rest of his life please

💯

Jon knew the precise times to go in for the fucking kill with this stuff. I think he measured it by the value of his own internal screaming.

You can actually -see- the scream, in that next to last one. 

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exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

animation-is-my-life:

kripke-is-my-king:

saucefactory:

glitteryheaux:

medranochav:

earthshaker1217:

THANK YOU.

I’ve seen students show up to class in their pajamas.

Also I’ve had professors curse during lectures and discussion groups.

“Professionalism” is relative especially in a space like college.

Cuz my professors are paying me right?

professors do not give a fuck what you wear. and if they did, what bills they paying?

Well, technically, you’re paying them, so you’re their boss.

Sometimes certain classes will require “business attire” for presentations. But other than that, y'all I wore pajamas and sweats and booty shorts and tanks with my bra showing and basically whatever else I fancied on any given day day, depending on the weather and how much sleep I was running on. And I guarantee you I was not the only one. We all did it.

Some people wear heels and cute ass outfits every day, bc shit like that was literally not allowed in high school and they’re thrilled to be able to express themselves for once. And I’d sit right next to them in my pajama pants and an old tank top after I rolled out of bed having slept less than two hours. No one batted an eye about it.

Seriously. Whatever makes you happy and comfortable.

Also on an unrelated note, you literally never have to ask to use the restroom. Just get up and go. No one cares.

Listen guys, college is a strange place where just about anything goes. Like as long as you’re not hurting anyone and vaguely following whatever arbitrary rules your department comes up with (and you know, not breaking laws) then you’re probably fine.

I’ve seen people wear snuggles walking across campus, super dressed up in a full suit and tie, a dress in the snow, a sweatshirt and jeans in 85°, pjs in the middle of the afternoon, eclectic combinations only art kids can come up with, and kids wrapped in blankets. Literally the only thing you would get judged on MAYBE is wearing a shirt from your school’s bitterest rival, and even then it’s a maybe depending on the school.

There’s a girl i see around sometimes who skateboards to class in a pikachu onesie and a hijab and she’s honestly an icon

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